lightweight
This is ridiculous. I have drunk 2 glasses of wine waiting for Miss GreenEyes to come over for dinner and I’m feeling…well…a little tipsy. Yes tipsy. It’s embarrassing really, I thought Ireland had turned me into a hardened drinking machine.
Must be coming down with something…that must be it.
sort it out Ben!
You’re soft lad. Soft!
I’m trying Eliza! Drank another bottle of wine and some vodkas to try and make up for it.
Must get back in the game!
Ah, Ben, I hope Tipsy managed to escape through the back door before Ms GreenEyes turned up?
At least you did only feel Tipsy and not Topsy – I fear you may have a Ladybird book version of Children’s Services after you… or have Tipsy and Topsy grown up now, being as they went to press in the 70s?
Femme/Vinny/Confused as to my Identity
The alcohol will also help to kill the germs that are assaulting your body. So it’s medicinal!